Obtaining late-night “whats up” texts and achieving no clue whom might from.
1. are you presently a soul? Are you presently my favorite mother’s friend Janet? Or could you be that guy there was sexual intercourse with like four times back whoever number we erased because he claimed “Jeah.”
Panic attacks each time you wait for gynecologist to give you the STD test outcomes.
2. Even though you always use condoms. Step right up, you have to bring that classic game tv series “Ingrown Hair Follicle Or Herpes!”
3. needing to get an STD dialogue collectively new intercourse spouse. Anything sexier before intercourse than reassuring 1 
that you are nice and clean.
4. Perhaps not recognizing you were visiting have sex, so definitely not providing clean lingerie inside purse. It that not-so-clean feeling.
5. Or a brush. Same.
6. Or perspective makeup remover. Therefore you roll-up to your workplace appearing like a Sex Raccoon.
7. One thing the place where you wear a lovely attire to an event, continue to be at some guy’s residence unexpectedly, with in store work in 20 diploma conditions in a miniskirt and jacket a further early morning. And everyone’s smirking at an individual simply because they CONSIDER.
8. pals inadvertently insulting an individual by stating items like “While I ended up being sleep about, it was such a sad and empty energy.” Wow, thanks, i did not know you were on this type of an increased spiritual airline than myself for sleeping adjacent to the gassy boyfriend the whole night.
9. Never understanding when you really need to cleanse your residence. At times a person clean it as well as the guy bails. Soemtimes, an individual allow it to slip for a few days, and BAM, the latest guy ever goes in his or her form over and you are anxiously Swiffer moist Jetting a floor.
10. Different females functioning distrustful people simply because you could have sexual intercourse using their men. No, bless you.
11. thinking when it is way too impolite to inquire about your to depart after gender simply because you only rest such best when you can finally starfish within your king mattress all by yourself. But really, this individual ought to know much better than to be.
12. the need to reprogram your sheets generally. Because when you have a boyfriend, you really feel confident with becoming gross.
13. are very much convinced you may be expecting whenever your duration is certainly one time later even although you employed a condom and you are clearly on the pill/have an IUD. Oh make sure you allow me to become currently pregnant. Goodness of virility, notice my favorite pleas, we LAY MYSELF ON A LAWN PROSTRATE AHEAD THEE.
14. being forced to gain access to condoms, whether a person or the man offers them. Right after which as he’s like “No, Now I need a Magnum,” and you are like LOLOLOL.
15. That difficult minute as he runs into your own roomie because restroom. While plan you’d timed they so that it would-be awkward-free!
16. Having to render am debate once you’ve generally knew you really don’t have anything in common. “very do you state you used to be in economic?” “advertisements.” “Oh.” “have you considered one?” “i am a paralegal.” “will you as if it?” “Yeah.” **tumbleweed**
17. Realizing because will get illumination down that the dude will never be actually cute. The berth between “Ryan Gosling” and “upright distended corpse” is approximately 3 a.m. to 7 a.m.
18. The treatment of the ridiculous male predictions that you are often selecting anything big. You scarcely discover both and you feel I have to wed we. Impede your own move.
19. receiving “disclaimers” from dudes you just aren’t also looking for a lasting romance with. That is great that you should “focus on your role” and “aren’t looking for whatever challenging nowadays,” but save it for anyone who happens to be invested in something much more than your dick.
20. Not being able to practice and/or getting bored by close friends’ longer talks regarding their men. “optimum accomplished some thing soooo sweet earlier this week — he introduced me personally an omelet while in bed and hid expensive diamonds involved.” “OMG actually? Last night Dan performed one thing soooo adorable way too. He or she played me personally a full collection of Dave Matthews strap covers about kazoo and devoted those to our personal fantastic admiration.” “Um. We went down with some guy who had a creepy earring yesterday?” **silence**
21. Needing to get aware about looks hair repair, whatever however to you personally. Whether it be simply leg-and-pit shaving or bikini-area torturing.
22. Once lads wish cuddle along with you although this a one-night stay. What. are you currently working on.
23. If you’re on duration. Informal sexual intercourse and time period love-making you should not stir.
24. discover you will need to likely set earlier once all that’s necessary achieve is sleep in. You simply carry on saying to by yourself: I’ll sleep within my bed as I get home. Let me nap in my bed anytime I go back home.