By Michael Slezak / November 4 2015, 6:57 PM PST
“Cowboy, simply simply simply Take Me Away” is not just a winner by the Dixie Chicks, it can additionally make an extremely good alternative name for Season 2, Episode 6 of Empire.
Except, this is not tale about sleeping on a pillow of bluebonnets, in a blanket manufactured from stars. Nope, the topics of the story have actually longhorn bulls crudely tattooed between their neck — and their leader that is undercover Rodriguez’s Laz Delgado, has not simply infiltrated Lyon Dynasty documents, but additionally Cookie Lyon’s heart.
You understand whenever our woman fundamentally understands that Laz was usually the one behind Hakeem’s abduction and brutalization, she’ll make her techniques that are usual like butterfly kisses. Oh, and she actually is definitely, definitely planning to call him “bitch.” (The actual only real question is what number of times she will drop the b-bomb on their lying, sorry ass.)
But until that delicious comeuppance comes, let us recap the action from “A High a cure for a Low Heaven.”
HAKEEM’S BACK… OR IS HE? | Lucious and Cookie negotiate Hakeem’s release from his captors using $40,000 in cash, nevertheless the traumatized youngest Lyon takes their busted-up attention and badly damaged psyche straight to the entranceway of… Boo Boo Kitty! He kisses her like he is wanting to show his manhood, also it actually leaves me personally wondering if he endured intimate attack during their captivity. (Am we overthinking right right here, or did you’ve got that unexpected, horrifying idea, too?) right Back at Lyon HQ, he blames Lucious and Cookie for just what took place to him, though if they are to be blamed for the popularity which is placed a target on their straight straight back, should not he additionally thank them for that popularity in and of it self? Continue reading “Empire Recap: Boom, Boom, Boom. Do not Get Back To Their Place”