In order to get the attention of an ‘I’m so depressed, my parents hate me and I cut myself to feel alive’ Goth chick, you must follow my simple rules
Knowledge: In order to engage a self-hating, vein-slashing, alchohol-overdose-loving goth queen you must speak their language. It is imperative that your opinion is “that their first albums were better”, no matter what band. You also agree that the no-name band X is better than the latest AFI album. Gothic music encompasses a number of different styles.
In order to get the attention of an ‘I’m so depressed, my parents hate me and I cut myself to feel alive’ Goth chick, you must follow my simple rules
Try to paralyze the muscles of your face, so that you’ll have that exact one look on your face for the rest of your life. Just make sure it doesn’t freeze to smile. Losing the ability to speak doesn’t matter, nobody would listen to you anyway. Get depressed when you realize how insignificant people think you are. Watch The Crow often.
In order to get the attention of an ‘I’m so depressed, my parents hate me and I cut myself to feel alive’ Goth chick, you must follow my simple rules
