Despite being pale AF (aka I’m translucent) I am definitely my most useful self once I have to monitor down some SPF 100+, as s n as the temperature in my own apartment is nowhere near needing a blanket, and it’s sun’s down legs out period.

Despite being pale AF (aka I’m translucent) I am definitely my most useful self once I have to monitor down some SPF 100+, as s n as the temperature in my own apartment is nowhere near needing a blanket, and it’s sun’s down legs out period.

Now Accepting Summertime Fling Applications

I’m a extremely pro-summer individual. We live for summer time. Even though the times of summer time vacation are gone and I also recognized that I nevertheless need certainly to work June – September I’m still planning to continually be a summer kid. They do say girls love fall? Those girls are wrong and want to get away from Pinterest. Summer time is where it’s at.

But why is summer fantastic besides barbecues, bikinis, and BudLight Lime? That, my friend, is the summer fling. Summer time flings are (imo) the best relationships. They’re simple, they’re carefree, they’re fun, and they’re built to last long enough for the bonfire not long enough to have because messy as cleaning sand when you come back home post paddle boarding.

Below is just a little insight for the guys (and women let’s be real two bikini babes are a lot better than one) whom believe they truly are prepared to have a certainly Instagramable summer, and maybe some extra sweaty intercourse with a girl who never recalls to show on her behalf AC.

Qualifications Must Add