You can’t miss the slew of commercials from an online dating site called FarmersOnly if you watch television. The advertisements are incredibly embarrassingly bad, they’re actually pretty great.
This baffling internet site claims to greatly help farmers produce relationships. It links “cowboys to cowgirls.” It’s targeted to people whom like the national nation life style. The commercials also have a swipe at cynical urbanites, purporting that “city people simply don’t have it.”
They’re positively right. I’m city folk, and I also don’t fucking obtain it.
Oh, I’m certain there’s an untapped market out here for desperate damsels interested in guys bruised with mutton chops. Some ladies tingle inside during the sight of the gun rack filled up with loaded shotguns tacked on the window that is rear of Ford F-150 pickup. Started to think of it — kinda’ offers me goosebumps, too. Yeah, genuine goosebumps.
The things I don’t get is how a hell a site that is dating “farmers” can run just like numerous commercial adverts as Budweiser or Viagra? Are there any really that numerous country that is lonely available to you? And, if indeed you can find, would they be attention that is paying the commercial break of an Ivy League university baseball game on ESPN between Princeton and Brown? I don’t mean to stereotype anybody, but wouldn’t farmers alternatively be looking after their livestock, fixing tractors, choosing watermelons, beginning campfires, overtaking federal structures, or doing whatever farmers frequently do? Continue reading “Can Somebody Explain FarmersOnly? (Because We City Folks Don’t Fucking Get it)”