Despite being pale AF (aka I’m translucent) I am definitely my most useful self once I have to monitor down some SPF 100+, as s n as the temperature in my own apartment is nowhere near needing a blanket, and it’s sun’s down legs out period.

Now Accepting Summertime Fling Applications

I’m a extremely pro-summer individual. We live for summer time. Even though the times of summer time vacation are gone and I also recognized that I nevertheless need certainly to work June – September I’m still planning to continually be a summer kid. They do say girls love fall? Those girls are wrong and want to get away from Pinterest. Summer time is where it’s at.

But why is summer fantastic besides barbecues, bikinis, and BudLight Lime? That, my friend, is the summer fling. Summer time flings are (imo) the best relationships. They’re simple, they’re carefree, they’re fun, and they’re built to last long enough for the bonfire not long enough to have because messy as cleaning sand when you come back home post paddle boarding.

Below is just a little insight for the guys (and women let’s be real two bikini babes are a lot better than one) whom believe they truly are prepared to have a certainly Instagramable summer, and maybe some extra sweaty intercourse with a girl who never recalls to show on her behalf AC.

Qualifications Must Add

• A love that is healthy of sports.And no we’re maybe not talking about pee ya sickos. I’m planning that much of summer 2k16 is invested paddle boarding, tubing, kayaking, and general galavanting in and around large systems of water. If you’re an individual who gets weird about swimming around seaweed or who’s likely to “just stay inside and watch” you’re not ready for dis jelly. Let’s get acquire some degree that is first and minor UV damage on our shoulders out on the Sound. That’s exactly what summer’s all about.
• One or more set of jorts.Summer 2k16 is officially the summertime of jorts. Cutoffs are my preferred jort but I can also get down by having a g d cuffed Levi according to the top pairing. To love me would be to love my jorts. And if you’re also a other jort supporter, we know we’re gonna go along.
• No pet lovers require apply.Must love dogs. Must not love things that make me sneeze and want to scrape my arms that are already sunburned.
• A driver’s that is valid.we recently got ZipCar and am super stoked in regards to the probability of renting a Mercedes for your day or even a convertible for the night time. But We LOATHE driving. So I want you to definitely take the tips while I dolphin arm it out the window and play DJ with Spotify. That’s love, ya’ll.
• Power to either slay at Flip Cup or Beer Pong.I’m proudly a Flip Cup champ and I don’t want anyone on my team who isn’t able to chug a nail and beer that sucker. However, if FC isn’t your jam i could get down with Beer Pong. Summer could be the time of year when it’s socially appropriate to still play drinking games like you’re a sophomore in university, even though in your entire day to day life you’re saving for the downpayment on a home. I would like somebody by my part who’s straight down to get competitive and a tipsy that is little.
• A steady hand for photography.As previously stated I’m planning for the extremely Instagramable summer time. I’m chatting more swan that is majestic pics, paddle boarding shots, bonfire candids in my overalls and Rainier cap. What’s the mark of a shot that is g d? Quality framing, a hand that is steady and capacity to get a g d one quick and dirty. You take care of the sh ting, I’ll take care of the filtering. Deal?
• A lot of crewnecks for stealing.Remember exactly how your senior high sch l GF utilized to always steal your h dies? Yeah I was undoubtedly accountable of this. But these full times it’s exactly about the crewneck pullover. Absolutely Nothing completes a chill girl l k such as for instance a crewneck that is graphic with her cutoffs and aviators. Bonus points for aviators i can swipe also.
• Hefty alcohol threshold.L k. I’m a drinker. Some people go operating, some people read Elizabeth Gilbert and do crafts, some people view Game of Thrones to unwind. We drink wine and beer and sometimes gin. I am able to hold my own and I also expect the social people around me personally, particularly the ones I’m permitting sleep over, to do exactly the same. No puking from the relative side associated with the ship, kids.
• Great sense of humor.Even if we’re going to fizzle away just like a firecracker come July 5th we nevertheless want to laugh with you. Self-awarness plus the power to laugh is vital.

Optional

• A T-Swift level squad. I am able to always stand in order to make more buddies. And I have a r ftop and balcony to party on so please, bring people. Let’s never be the embarrassing people who just keep in touch with one another with no one else – that’s no fun.
• A.ZipCar that is convertible some but your very own would be better. My locks l ks most useful when windblown.
• A King Sized bed.I’m currently residing the Queen life and I could stay to upgrade for a few months. It’ll make it much more comfortable to sn ze together when it is 98 degrees out ya feel if we can each comfortably have our own sides?

So there you’ve got it. All interested parties can direct their applications having a cover letter and recommendations right here. Please note we only accept applications in Document or Powerpoint form. And no, i will be maybe not opposed to bribery.